NRHH: Has anyone seen my lost puppy :'(?

Hes a cute little puppy, about 1ft1/2 tall and weighs 10 pounds. His name is Dahmer (After Jeffrey Dahmer). He has red eyes, black fur, and knows lots of neat tricks he can sit, beg, fetch, and can kill a human being with his demonic powers. So if you see him please contact me ASAP, im really worried.